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Github seems to be down.

Edit: After I made this, their status page finally updated to indicate an issue.

Update - We are experiencing interruptions in multiple public GitHub services. We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

its all red, how did the fuck up that badly.

[–] CountVon 25 points 3 months ago

From https://www.githubstatus.com/ (emphasis mine):

We suspect the impact is due to a database infrastructure related change that we are working on rolling back.

If you fuck up the database, you fuck up errythang.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some intern is having a bad day right now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

he pressed the big red selfdestrukt button.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, everything's dropping. I first noticed it when my push failed.