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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd go for jumpers, tape, and a tarp. Using the car battery makes it seem like your car battery died. Rope would also make it creepy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's also all stuff you can use while working on your vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

True, zip ties would also fit in that category

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I can never remember; is it the left or right nipple that goes to battery positive??