this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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[–] CaptainEffort 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Depends on what you’re high on

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Probably depends on the toppings at some level too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Or the bottomings, in this case.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well, ideally the toppings should be at the top level, but it looks like this time they were briefly at the bottom level.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My dog would probably be thrilled with the entire chain of events honestly. There's zero chance her share of the pizza doesn't increase from this upside down world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Definitely. If the toppings are at too high a level, you'd be like "this is just a big pile of toppings. Where is the pizza??"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

True, but what if the toppings were mustard instead of tomato sauce, yogurt instead of cheese, and Skittles and banana chips and fortune cookies for toppings. Is it still a pizza?

On some level my acceptance of the pizza does depend on thematically appropriate toppings which I take for granted. There's room for a weird topping or two but if you subvert all expectations, one risks not being pizza at all.

But it's 2024 y'all, the pizza's orientation shouldn't matter ;D