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[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 months ago (3 children)

white american jesus specifically

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dipping communion wafers in ranch dressing for the win!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Blasphemy! Ranch dressing is too spicy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The og jesus (hey-zeus) was chill, I've smoked a blunt with them a time or two

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the Aramaic spoken at the time would have been pronounced closer to Yeshua or Yeshu.

The sentiment still stands dude was pretty chill, except that one time he fliped the tables of the money changers and hucksters turning a house of worship into a house of commerce. Still pretty based of him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

He did get so fuckin pissed he cursed a tree forever because it didn't have any fruit for him to eat that one time.