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[–] [email protected] 132 points 4 months ago (4 children)

So you're telling me that either Mike Johnson has a wad under his mattress, or is somehow the most based cryptobro in politics? Someone should.... investigate.... this.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea 26 points 4 months ago

This is my vote, using Occam's Razor. Or a related option: he's being overly pedantic about terminology (e.g. maybe everything is in a trust or something).

[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Vance shoots his wad in his couch

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

Any time Mike Johnson shoots a wad, his son gets a notification about it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

And the pennies caught between the cushion hold more value than his deposit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Does JD worry about being homosexual because he fucks a Lazy-Boy or does he think it is fine because it is sounds close to Ladyboy and they are real women after all.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

He's kinda busy.