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If any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get? (lemm.ee)

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Everyone seems to think the question says you get powers related to the animal that bites you, but it isn't worded that way. I'd get bit by a kitten and have the power of telekinesis, which is really multiple powers. I could fly, create forcefields, create cold or heat by moving atoms, hell, I could create all kinds of things by manipulating atoms.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

You have cheated my system. As punishment I will make sure no super power granting animal ever bites you. Muhahaha!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Everyone seems to think the question says you get powers related to the animal that bites you, but it isn't worded that way.

You cheeky fucker. I like your thinking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If we're being pedantic, aren't cat bites actually super dangerous because of infections and bacteria?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Why get bit by a cat? I'd picka mosquito. Been there, done that 1000 times already...