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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 148 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Meanwhile, JD Vance tricked kids into watching a video in his basement about how to report your parents to the post-Project 2025 government if they think their parents might be using IVF to have another child.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's true.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lol I genuinely don't know what's truth and what's a meme anymore when it comes to this guy. I don't really care anyway, just kinda wild.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Just kinda weird.

[–] Tar_alcaran 29 points 4 months ago

You mean he took kids to his sofa-celler?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

JD Vance puts his skillet in the dishwasher.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

He lets his kids down in the basement?

Does he let them sit on his girlfriend?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Source? I didn't find anything relevant when searching for "jd vance basement kids watched project 2025 video"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

The source is it's a joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

it was all over the news like 5 days ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

IVF?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Intervenous Farts.

But seriously, In Vitro Fertilization.

From Google:

In vitro fertilisation is one of several techniques available to help people with fertility problems have a baby. During IVF, an egg is removed from the woman's ovaries and fertilised with sperm in a laboratory. The fertilised egg, called an embryo, is then returned to the woman's womb to grow and develop.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why do they have an issue with that? Worst I can tell is that they might think it weakens genetics by passing on genes from people who would otherwise struggle to reproduce, therefore making the population more dependent on medical science. I can't really imagine the religious lot putting any stock in believing in natural selection though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

IVF involves throwing away some fertilized eggs, which can count as an abortion, which can count as murder.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68366337

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Ohhhh there it is. Lame.