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Enough Musk Spam

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

Hang on, ~~this guy~~ the AP seriously took a picture where there is no injury to his ear? What was all the blood then? This one needs independent corroboration.

[–] [email protected] 170 points 4 months ago (4 children)

2 weeks is plenty of time for a shallow, skin-only graze to heal. And ear cuts can bleed a ton.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ears, scalp, cuticles… all places that bleed like crazy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Especially when you’re on blood thinners

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

In addition, a competent plastic surgeon would likely make it look like it had never happened. I hope he goes to jail for the crimes he committed, but do people really expect him to wear an ear diaper the rest of his life?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, I thought he would milk it until the election somehow. We can't be right all the time I guess!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Note that I believe he will milk it forever, but he’s also fairly vain.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

He wears orange facepaint every day, so yeah, I did.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I was thinking the same thing. But something tells me the people who'd be in charge of banning the photographer, if not Musk himself, wouldn't know that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

There was supposedly a big chunk out of his ear. Now it's just a skin-only graze that heals super fast? Very convenient

[–] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (1 children)

When an octopus gets frightened it releases ink to confuse predators. Due to his love of hamburgers Donnie releases catsup.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do not bring us cephalopods into this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well they do say imitation is the best form of flattery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

No, that's just mental illness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I'm down to flatter ol' Elonald with some immolation.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was probably caused when like eight huge guys shoved him to the ground.

The guy's nearly 80. Shit gets injured easily when you're old.

Real bullets were fired for sure, but I don't think they actually came within a centimetre of preserving democracy. We're not that unlucky.

[–] MyEdgyAlt 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you’d actually watched the videos you’d have seen blood on the way to the ground; something definitely hit his ear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Not to be conspiratorial but I watched that video back on super slow speed zoomed in and when he puts his hand up to his ear it comes back with no blood on it.

Maybe I'm missing it. I have head injuries and they bleed a lot very quickly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I think he wasn't hit by a bullet but by shrapnel from something else that was hit. It' probably superficial.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Could simply be his other ear and photograph is just mirrored. Like screens, you raise your left hand but to your reflection it's its right hand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Seems unlikely since it was posted by the guy who took the picture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

His asymmetric haircut would give it away.