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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Short list of obvious ones:

  • Haven't binge watched all of skibidi toilet in one sitting
  • Uses Windows MacOS iOS or Android
  • Wipes after shitting / No shitbucket
  • Thinks git is github
  • Haven't memorized all of the ANSI X3.159-1989 C standard
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (6 children)

iOS or Android

Soo, what then? Are Windows phones still a thing? Even Copperhead or Lineage are Android forks. Based on my PinePhone that one's not really ready for primetime.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Only carrier pidgeons allowed

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Good old RFC 2549/1149.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Self compiled Linux distribution for a phone you soldered together yourself - what else?

I hate that you people are even allowed on the internet.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even if they were. Windows is on the list of turnoff OS. Just use a flip phone for calls and a raspberry pi with the raspberry screen for scrolling through lemmy. Now i am imagining someone writing an essay in a Starbucks with a raspberry a propped up screen an a little keyboard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That would immediately identify them as based, it's true.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They are joking.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Linux phone is the only real acceptable option. Just not Ubuntu touch begause of Ubuntu

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I think shitbucket covers that category too.