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[–] [email protected] 97 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jsonb in postgres is fine, I've been using it for years. Much better than letting mongodb anywhere near the stack.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)

But then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)

https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

I was like, "Probably. But it's like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building.. doable, but a bad plan all around."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

PostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Classically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it's not necessarily better for it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Postgres handles NoSQL better than many dedicated NoSQL database management systems. I kept telling another team to at least evaluate it for that purpose - but they knew better and now they are stuck with managing the MongoDB stack because they are the only ones that use it. Postgres is able to do everything they use out of the box. It just doesn't sound as fancy and hip.