shrugs at 6a that is arguably already more performance than I need in a phone

Yes

Do it once because it's instinct

Keep doing it because it's fun (had an unexpected amusing result, which is the basis of fun, really)

https://www.labeladvisor.com/showproduct/?id=31393&section=ingredients

The palm oil is a problem ecologically, but healthwise is actually pretty decent as far as common fats go.

The bread is a shame and there's a lot higher quality available, same with jelly, though the squeeze bottle is convenient.

This kinda bread goes bad in about a week if kept air tight, or a few hours if left out.

https://www.welchs.com/fruit-spreads/concord-grape-jelly/

The jelly is made with corn syrup, but otherwise doesn't contain "scary chemicals". It contains pectin, citric acid, and sodium citrate, which are completely natural things to be in jam or jelly. Pectin is traditionally boiled from apples, citric acid traditionally comes from lemons, sodium citrate is essentially just lemon juice and baking soda.

The only dystopian bits are the corn syrup and the scale these foods are made at. Calling them "fake mixtures full of chemistry" just makes it sound like you don't know that all food is chemistry.

Looks like a chat bot instructed to say something contrarian

Even if unenforceable, they likely had a huge chilling effect. Most people understandably prefer not risking going to court, even if they're in the right.

It's deliberately christian, anti-"woke" in contrast to BCE and CE (admittedly those don't get much usage so it's not that big a deal)

"Focus" and "streamline" are usually MBA buzzwords to describe layoffs. Hopefully not the case but sounds rough.

Clearly this is just Vim being launched through Steam.

Two. They're Darn Tough wool socks, and the packaging recommends even more days between washes for longevity.

Before these I had only worn cotton socks, mostly Nike, and those stink like hell and did need to be washed daily. But these wool ones really don't, even in the summer.

I also alternate pairs, so they're not two days in a row. e.g. A B A B C D C D etc.

Yeah, obviously they won't evolve into dinosaurs, they'll evolve into crabs

You must be new to Lemmy. Grab a tinfoil hat from the box by the door.

I canceled after the first time they did this with the "Drake takeover" in 2018. Their customer support claimed it wasn't advertisement, lmao.