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Cursed with two legs (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/whitepeopletwitter

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're gonna what a corn?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did I stutter?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

....oooh-kaaay.

I guess we'll get a roll for animal handling, but that's going to be a strength check in this situation.

Also performance at very high, because obviously everyone is looking on in horror and it's going to take every ounce of charisma you've got to hold this village's respect.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You'd have to crit to avoid disgust, respect isn't even on the table at this point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

lol.

Good rolls. The beast leers at you impressed and satisfied. Apart from isolated sounds of vomitting and children crying, the townsfolk seem to understand their dire situation calls for a hero who can demonstrate such rigor and passion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Relevant Dropout

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think there's a relevant dropout for everything. Every time I watch any of their shows I'm thinking "Oh man, I'd love that as a gif..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It helps that Brennan Lee Mulligan is a comedic genius that is somehow able to tap and channel the humor leylines.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago