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Riker has a resting 'I-want-to-fuck-the-shit-out-you' face, it doesn't matter who or what is he looking at. Chairs included.
And the expression only intensified when he smiles (or looks serious, or looks angry, or eats Klingon food, ... you get the idea).
Data on the other hand is very well programmed in all manner of lewdety.
And Janeway had lizard sex with a lizard. And used holodeck exactly as everyone else on the ship - for kinky romance.
Vulcans get rapey every 7 years.
Klingons have to be bitten into sexy times.
Qs had full on intercourse in front of the camera.
T'Ana is sexy in heat.
And space-life-energy thing impregnated Troi as we watched.
~~Bortus laid a fertilised~~ whoops, wrong trek.
But other than the mentioned cases, ... only many many more are not listed here.
The prime directive pretty much has a loophole clause that it doesn't apply in situations where it could become classified as a "space-genitalia-blocker".
Goodness I love the small little Orville shout out! It was such a great intermediary before we ha Snw and LD.
It really did do "some Star Trek things better than Star Trek" (I dont actually mean that literally, it's more of a product of Star Trek, of generations of fans, and geeks, and fan-geeks) ... but unfortunately the brand-name showrunner responsible for it kinda represents the worst aspects of what that future society overcame in all those centuries of advancements.
The best number one tho.
What the hell does that brand-name sentence mean? I have read it 5 times and have no idea what you are trying to say
I think it's a dig at Fox. Or MacFarlane?
Yeah MacFarlane is kinda scummy, from what I’ve heard…
He also nearly destroyed the ship with a porn virus.
Ok but Im sure that one humanity will cross from the list before we leave our solar system.
Furries in space will absolutely get into some weird stuff.
The candle ghost episode had Picard walking in on Beverly masturbating. Getting a female orgasm on prime time TV is quite the feat.
trek at home got us through some very lean years and I will always adore it for that
Indeed, it gave us substance when we needed it.