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Yeah well. We kind of had to deal with bears the size of a fucking house for a while. At least until we wiped out their main food source. And rival hominids with at least spears.
And sloths almost as big!
Look out! It's gradually coming this way!
A friend told me they were surprisingly fast, and you really wanted to stay away from big holes in the ground.