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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well. We kind of had to deal with bears the size of a fucking house for a while. At least until we wiped out their main food source. And rival hominids with at least spears.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look out! It's gradually coming this way!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A friend told me they were surprisingly fast, and you really wanted to stay away from big holes in the ground.