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[–] [email protected] 124 points 4 months ago (5 children)

She has a PhD in this field, dude. Just admit you looked some stuff up, and she would appreciate that.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Ballosophers degree.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That was Michael Jordan's degree, right?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Doctorate is stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We prefer to be called testicles, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just be happy I’m not calling you Rocky Mountain oysters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

How did you know?

Also, it's actually capital Oysters, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

She went to Ball State

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If denizens of that website we capable of genuine humility, we'd be in another timeline entirely

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There's another timeline, where it's like you wrote. Genuine humility all around.

We just don't happen to be in that timeline.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doctors hate the Google patient crowd.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really don't like this attitude. It's just smugness about medical knowledge, because it's often paired with a hate for people that come in for things that are easily googlable... Directing people HOW and WHEN to do research would be so much more productive for a working doctor-patient relationship.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It's about the patients who think they know more than the person who went to school for like an extra 8 years and did hundreds of residency hours, because the patient googled some shit for 45 minutes.