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I become a career bureaucrat. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I would be responsible for creating more and more paper forms which have to be filled by hand before each task.

PS: Can you guess what I'm doing now?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I make sure people don't talk to each other about what they're working on and hide important information they need to complete tasks. Sometimes I'll advise them to work on the wrong thing for a long time.

In my spare moments I delete the data in reports and unpivot tables.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That sounds like what my managers are doing right now, minus the unpivot tables. I have to guess what I am supposed to do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Scrum master?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not an agile environment, but about equivalent