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[–] Zipitydew 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This might be the peak. I can't imagine how we'll ever have a more Not The Onion article.

Peak cult bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Nah, if he has a stroke and half his face doesn't work I expect a non-zero number of his cultists to have half their face paralyzed in solidarity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You are most likely invoking a "hold my beer" moment.