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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So there I was with my wife of 30 years attempting to buy groceries when suddenly and without warning, another man pulled out his "Gay Propaganda Credit Card (TM)."

We were just going about our business when I suddenly found my dick in another man's ass because I have about as much self control as I do braincells. Why did the Libruls do this to me six times last week?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's like me. Every pride, I see rainbows and suddenly I am sucking so many cocks. 11 months of the year, heterosexual sex with my wife. 1 month of the year, sucking cocks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And they even try to turn you gay by looking good!! I just looked at him a bit too long, and boom, he MADE ME GAY. And then I was so gay that I fell in love with another guy, and his beautiness now makes me imagine him as a cute blonde kitsune all the time!! And dream of those fluffy ears and tails! But then I did a 100 IQ move, and just went to be a girl, haha! Outsmarted you gays, now it's straight again! But then the first guy just turned into a girl too, damn!!