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[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I, for one, will be voting Trump to hasten the apocalypse. Anything is better than this shit.

Edit: Belated /s

By "this shit" I mean everything stupid since 2016 that feels like it can't possibly be real life and by "the apocalypse" I meant the actual literal coming of hell on Earth where Trump reveals himself as Damien (to no one's surprise) and Satan appears with him condemning all these fake Christians-in-name-only

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Smart. Make the world worse and then live in a worse world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You don't live in it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, hope that you step in something wet every time you're walking around in socks. Anything is better that your comfort.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wet socks for one foot legos for the other

Fuck that accelerationist mindset

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Step on a cactus with needles you can't see to remove.

They burn for several days until your body pushes them out.

And may you wash your socks, only to wear them next week, and suffer again.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Fortunately whether you vote for the Toupee or the Toupee's generic opposition, we're doomed either way! One option does delay the doom for a maximum of four years though, so take that into account.