this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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[–] [email protected] 122 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

they have carrots at wendys?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Now we're getting somewhere!