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But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he's literally Fortran.
"I was born for this!"
I was born INTO THIS
The heart is blackened.
Nominative determinism.
He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.
fucking golf clap
Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.
I've actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.
And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.
Your dentist's name is Crentist?
Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.
“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”
This is our Fortran guy. We just call him Fortran. He calls himself Fortran too. So do his parents.
That's how good he is!