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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

also: can't spill rice.

[–] starman2112 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can, it's just awful time consuming

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Probably a pretty relaxing way to spend an afternoon if you do it on purpose 🤷

"What did you do over the weekend, Bob?"

"Oh, not much. Sired a few goths, threw some meditation rice. You know, the usual"