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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Yeah we know, NYC is the idiot big brother of American cities whose greatest accomplishment was making QB in the highschool team.

Just like LA is the spoiled little shit brother and Chicago is the hard working one that never quite gets ahead anyway.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

San Francisco: "guys, I'm gay"

USA: "we know, dude"

Miami: bursts in "yo anyone got any coke?"

USA: "shut up, Miami"

Detroit: "...I can get you some coke"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Texas: What kind of Coke do you want? Mt Dew, Sprite, Big Red?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Texas isn't a city, nor do they have any world class cities, unlike other more civilized states.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

That's why it only got a one-star review

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But there are two of the largest parking lots of the world, and Austin isn't bad at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Are you referring to the highways? I almost looked at moving there until I looked into the traffic situation. I left DC to get away from that shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

FYI, Houston is the 4th largest city in the US by population

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

And probably the 400th best at most.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Add another zero on there and you'll be in the ballpark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that mostly because they claim a ridiculously massive metro area? What's the density like?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lots of other places do too. That's why true city size should be counted as the metropolitan population, not just the city borders. In that case, Houston is 5th, beaten by Dallas/Fort Worth at 4th, which surprisingly means Texas has 2 metropolitan areas out of in the top 5 in the country.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This simply isn't backed by statistics. While Houston is the 4th most populous American city, it's only ~200th in density. If "Lots of other places [did] too," then they wouldn't be half as far down that second list.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I don't really understand what point you're trying to make, but I'd be happy to argue for or against it if you could sum it up.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Midwesterner detected. I bet you think your lakes are great too!

Disclaimer: judging by admittedly short visits to all three, I too prefer Chicago, but I couldn't NOT do the joke 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm still so pissed that Chicago dumps their sewage into the Mississippi instead of the lake where it belongs. New Orleans has enough shit thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Chicago is a long way from the Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It was an engineering feat that dumped sewage into the Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Considering the lake flows into the river, it wouldnt make much of a difference

Also it's mostly to spite St. Louis

[–] anindefinitearticle 1 points 4 months ago

Lake Michigan flows out to the St Lawrence, not the Mississippi.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

No. No. They made the Chicago river reverse course and flow into the MS river. Chicago shit water belongs in Lake Michigan!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Don't forget the drug addicted brother, Philadelphia!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

haha this is perfect