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[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This would imply that the captain and navigation crew intended to crash, which none of the evidence indicates.

[–] Gullible 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait did the captain go down with the ship? I thought the crew was mostly able to escape.

[–] Gullible 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.