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Kids today don't know how good we used to have it... (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant.

Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I'm pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.