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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Bears can be trained to drive cars and communicate through various means, it's thought they may be as smart as great apes like gorillas. This is why they were a choice circus animal for a long time.

Yes, this should be terrifying information.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They also shit in the woods & wipe their asses with bunny rabbits.

DON’T BELIEVE THE CHARMIN PROPAGANDA

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

is that a point for or against bears?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Depends on your bunny rabbit stance, I reckon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

bunny rabbits are a renewable resource.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately for the bears, it's duck season, not wabbit season!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I mean… a kid would probably do the same, given the chance, right?

I’m going with For, definitely a point For bears.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A bear on my road has learned to open cars by using the door handle. Pretty amazing. It got into mine, ate something sugary, and left with no damage other than mud absolutely everywhere.

Now I lock my car doors at night with respect for this boss bear.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The right to arm bears...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You can't just get my hopes up and not give us a video of a bear driving a car!!