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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's dad has no words (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

When the lobster is uncomfortable, it starts to shed the old shell to get ready to grow into a larger shell.

[–] NuWuX 28 points 4 months ago

[–] fibojoly 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that from Françoise Dolto? In a 4chan thread?! :-o

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't even know what any of that means. Who's 4chin?

[–] fibojoly 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Really? Well, Françoise Dolto is a French pediatrician and psychanalyst. She wrote extensively about kids psychology and her most famous work is called The Lobster Syndrome, about teens and their issues.

4Chin is a famous influencer and renowned gastronome from China, but that's not important right now.