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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

"But but..... what about shareholder value?"

  • East India Company, United Fruit, and plenty others.
[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And God said go forth and multiply profits for the pharaohs, priests and tax collectors.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like something The Profits would say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

shudder

I just imagined Kai Winn as middle management and... yikes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And kill the firstborn (who are my children, whom I love) of every tribe member (who are my children, whom I love) because the tribe's leaders (who are my children, whom I love) were big meanies to my chosen children (whom I love the mostest)!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

What value did your children provide to the profits? Let he who provides nothing to the shareholders die without healthcare. So let it be written so let it be done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"But but… what if some of them are terrorists?"