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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They must not be Americans. I envy them, but at least when I eat my own weight in pizza it's actually good pizza.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm blessed by the insurance gods. Guns, abortions and insurance. Pizza is also kinda nice.