this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
735 points (94.9% liked)

Greentext

3770 readers
1377 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 10 months ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They must not be Americans. I envy them, but at least when I eat my own weight in pizza it's actually good pizza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm blessed by the insurance gods. Guns, abortions and insurance. Pizza is also kinda nice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup. You first prove that you are sane and have no criminal background, your local government provides you with a certificate for that. And then you acknowledge that you know the rules and stuff. The final step is paying a small yearly fee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For the 'lil plastic pellets? Or the similarly-sized lead ones?