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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Why couldn't this call be an email? Why would you call, when you know that you are near indistinguishable from spam calls about Microsoft services and Nigerian princes?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why are you contacting me instead of the fire department

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Oh, so if there's a fire in the building I should quietly slip a note under your door and assume you got it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If I didn't hear the fire alarm, I certainly won't hear your call.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you have the concept of a phone down but not a fire alarm

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you admit that I'm the one with the correct concept of a phone?

Also the fire alarm battery was dead, and the entire thing was an analogy anyway.

Either way out of courtesy, I will retire from this battle of wits; it appears you've come unarmed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

there are very few situations that require me to use my voice over the phone. the fact you had to tack on that all of the fire alarms in my house were dead to your little hypothetical shows that its a silly concept to begin with

i only pick up for family, because they know i only pick up for emergencies (havent gotten a unannounced call in years). and for my job while i am ln the clock, expected to be available

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

How often does a fire break out next to you? You make it sound like it's a daily occurrence.