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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is your financial advisor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 156 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes. How to get by without a job:

Fraud (false warranty claims)
Theft (stealing coins from vending machine)
Gambling (crypto)
Literally just self-employment (starting a drop shipping business/flipping things on eBay)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

yeah you're only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some multimillionaire is PISSED at your comment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

nah just their fanbois

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

"Lifehack: Literally just steal"