this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

None of them have ever made a woman cum, I guarantee it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure the Biblical Womanhood Council has lively debates on the subject.

"The female orgasm is a myth" vs "The female orgasm is a sin"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"If God wanted sex to last more than two minutes he wouldn't have made me so sensitive."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

2 minutes is enough if you know what you're doing