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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I've worked or volunteered for 4 different fire departments. Zero of them had any sort of diamond cutter anything that could be used for this.

[–] captain_aggravated 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I own a diamond wheel for my dremel that will eventually gum its way through titanium.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is highly likely to slice right through the pee pee as soon as it finishes making its way through the titanium.

[–] captain_aggravated 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't call cutting the wang off helping. ;)

[–] captain_aggravated 1 points 3 months ago

Depends on whose wang it is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm a machinist. We have the tool you need.

But we're on break.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, I have something at my house that would probably work a bit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What about the claws of death, or whatever they're called? Might be hard to get the ring only.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lol. There's "the jaws of life", but those don't cut. We have "cutters" that are equally bad ass and powerful, but they're still made of hardened steel, so they won't cut the titanium, and they're shaped/work like a beetles mandibles, so even if the could cut it, it would slide down on the ring before cutting. That would do a hell of a lot of damage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Lol. There's "the jaws of life"

Haha! I have no idea how I got that completely backwards. I'm going to go ahead and blame it on the fact that I hadn't finished my morning coffee yet.