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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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the "anti-sex' bed (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who thinks a twin bed isn't big enough to have sex on, has never been horny enough to break a twin size bed fucking on it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"sorry, we can't have sex because the bed is too small" said no one ever.

Id fuck on a fucking face cloth on the floor.... which might actually make cleanup easier too.