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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

at one point

Weak sauce.

Drifloon:

Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.

[–] JackRiddle 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean if it feeds on them psychically (eating dreams or fear or w/e) then lighter children would mean it could carry more prey at once, making it less about fatphobia and more about efficiency.

[–] JackRiddle 1 points 11 months ago

Ik, I was trying (and failing) to make a joke