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Defragged Zebra (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they stand close enough and you scan them with a barcode scanner, they show up in the system as beef, but for only $0.21/per pound.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

How much is dog meat these days anyways dear husky?