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Stop calling out my commit messages... I swear "fixed bug x (for real this time)(ok now it should be fixed) added feature y" is a valid commit message scheme.
If you want to fix it take a look at the conventional git commits standard. No need to read a huge document it says what to do quickly on the website.
I'd rather add more Jira stories.
Are you an employee at Valve? lol
Tbh i think Microsoft has a better track record of breaking, fixing and then un-fixing their software
Maybe; but Valve has plenty of patch notes that say "X fixed," but it's not actually fixed and then the next update says "X fixed. No really this time." lol