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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Update from today. He never had a valid driver's license. My wife just played me the whole session from today. Some interesting items:

His suspension wasn't lifted, not because of a clerical error, but because he didn't pay it.
The suspension was irrelevant anyway because he never had a driver's license. With the suspension, if he had gone in and taken the test to get a license, it would have immediately been suspended and he couldn't drive, but that's moot because he didn't have a license.
When the cops pulled him over, they asked if he had a license and he said no.
It turns out that he has a warrant out for his arrest for a driving violation in another county, so they took him to jail.

All the crap he said about being innocent was just lies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Man, what a fucking rollercoaster! Thanks for the followup!