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Anon tries to be a different person (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most people’s first times are in fact not too great

Mine was awkward as fuck. It's a story I've told online before, so I won't bother to do so again. I couldn't finish. Looking back, nbd.

[–] ZwoofBlaf 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I couldn’t finish.

Me neither 😅 I was too nervous.

What I meant to say was, some people try to wait to make their first time perfect. But generally that doesn't really tend to be the case anyway, so I don't think there is any point in holding off experimenting. It also makes that first time extra stressful because you're worried about getting things 'right'. And sex and stress do in my experience not go very well together.