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[–] starman2112 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, catch me joining the army when we're fighting actual nazis again. Til then I'm good at home

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] starman2112 7 points 2 months ago

Hah. Staying home and joining up may not end up being mutually exclusive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I mean listen if the army wants to help my anti fascist organizing I’ll take a missile launcher to stand against the proud boys. They really won’t be ready for me to bring a tank to pride

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

"... til then I'm good at home." Funny, that's most likely where you'll have to kill some Nazis next.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And the good thing is you'll have plenty of warning because your government is unlikely to join the war against the nazis for a good couple of years into the war against the nazis.

I jest....but kinda not really given current US foreign policy (or that of the past 100yrs tbh)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

If Nazis touch our boats, we will get involved. We really don't like it when someone touches our boats.