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Trump co-defendant's attorney says client only conspired as fake elector for '26 minutes' (www.rawstory.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 10 months ago (5 children)

So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Keep it under 27 minutes just to be on the safe side

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it total minutes or consecutive?

[–] QueriesQueried 2 points 10 months ago

Either, just to be safe.

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