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[–] [email protected] 161 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Just as the ducks at the park are free, there is also no legal requirement to answer the phone in particular way. Hit folks with a, "Ahoyhoy", "Howdy", "Whats good brother?", or for the more adventurous, "Ralphs Roadkill Cafe. You kill it, we grill it."

[–] [email protected] 118 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Dave's pizza and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce" is a particularly spicy one I've heard.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jim's abortion clinic ... We deletus your fetus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fetus Deletus was my favorite spell to cast at Hogwarts.

[–] PiJiNWiNg 8 points 2 months ago

"You rape em, we scrape em"

(I do not condone this message)

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I usually get people with: “Anons Morgue: you kill ‘em, we chill ‘em.”

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In my family it was variations of "Hello, Joe's whatever. Insert rhyme here."

One of my favorites was "Joe's mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

My dad's go to is "Joe's Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking". Sometimes he'll shake it up and answer as Bar instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Jimbo's Fish Fry; you hook 'em we cook 'em!"

Was always my favorite. Probably because I would love to take a restaurant a bucket of fresh-caught bluegill and come back in a couple hours to dinner. Filleting all those little bastards is a pain...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"You bag 'em, we tag 'em"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My go to is “Yellow”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Mine is somewhere between yellow and howdy. If you call a Texas Drunk you should be prepared for a "Yeowdy".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I usually hit my friends with the "sup fuckface"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I throw a fucko out there into the world every now on then

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Duffy's Morgue, you stab em we slab em."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Snackbar Harry, Harry speaking