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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In my family it was variations of "Hello, Joe's whatever. Insert rhyme here."

One of my favorites was "Joe's mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

My dad's go to is "Joe's Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking". Sometimes he'll shake it up and answer as Bar instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Jimbo's Fish Fry; you hook 'em we cook 'em!"

Was always my favorite. Probably because I would love to take a restaurant a bucket of fresh-caught bluegill and come back in a couple hours to dinner. Filleting all those little bastards is a pain...