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Colorado Republicans tell parents to take kids out of school over fears they ‘turn more kids trans’ (www.advocate.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No. Turning gay is very easy. All it takes is seeing two dudes kissing and you're done. Maintaining your straightness requires constant vigilance.

[–] lingh0e 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Of COURSE gay is a choice. I CHOOSE to be heterosexual. It's not an easy choice, but it's a choice I make every single morning. I don't understand how the rest of the world doesn't understand this. They're just waking up every day allowing teh ghey to overtake their spirit? How can ANYONE choose to live like that?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Stay strong brother! Just remember: if you fail, you will be butt raped by beefcake demons for all eternity. Nobody could possibly want that, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I chose to be straight so I'm going to heaven. Unlike my husband whose gay and is going straight to hell.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

May his straight way be reason enough to earn redemption

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Very true. I learned I could become a girl and suddenly I was trans if I ever stopped re insisting I was a boy.