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Highway bandits in Mexico make off with 40 tons of avocados (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But I just got in the 120 tonnes of toast in!!! I need these back!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your ratios are way off, consider going by volume instead.

Also: so you have the imported fancy sea salt?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I figured that each avocado would be good for 3 toasts. And I have people in utah at some lake just trying to dry it out for that rare salt.