this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They're probably referencing another greentext from the perspective of a fast sprinting Elk that can't escape the long-distance persistence endurance of a bipedal human hunter:

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

the fact you seem to imply that knowledge about primitive hunting strategies is a reference to a greentext gave me psychic damage

is this not semi-common knowledge? Common among nerds at the very least

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

It is common knowledge, I merely guessed they used that specific hunting strategy over other "food hacks" because this is literally a greentext community.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

This genetic dead end appears

Never thought I would see/hear this sentence. Of course it would come from 4chan.