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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I once naively clicked on a suspicious looking link and ended up on a page full of pictures from his OnlyFans account... I still have nightmares about it to this day ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

[โ€“] mnemonicmonkeys 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea who this is and I'm thankful for it

[โ€“] Deceptichum 46 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Used to be a normalish YouTuber, who in an effort to seek YT fame turned himself into a giant obese glutton and also started an OF.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

As someone who would know, this seems plausible. I wouldn't do that on YouTube tho, but I'm definitely not Nikado

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

YouTube is to draw people with the fetish into the OnlyFans, specifically those who don't really know they have the fetish yet

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a fetish thing. You can also find women doing this on porn sites, just search for Muffinmaid as an example.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Thatโ€™s gonna be a no for me dawg.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Oh, right. I thought it was the brand name of whatever the green packages are.

I'd forgotten about that guy. Now he wastes space in my head again.

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is it like that episode of South Park where they think it's healthier to eat food backwards?

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was mostly just close up shots of an asshole the size of a three car garage ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX 9 points 6 months ago

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