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Forgot "lack of money" - that helps too!
With enough money you can buy 99% of dreams, anyways. Look at bezos: he bought his way into being an astronaut.
He's not a real astronaut, this cowboy hat comes right off.
He couldn't buy hair, though - even Melon Husk was able to do that.