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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Meat eaters all have the same 3 jokes and they're all retarded. Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We just use animals to pre-process our plants

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Good one 🤣.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hell yeah, salad is a great side dish for steak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yup, that's one of the three jokes, you got it bud

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's literally not a joke though, but I mean feel free to keep getting offended that people enjoy meat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fr what’s with all the vegan pushing on this website lol. It’s like trying to push your religion on someone, Just let them live their life and focus on yourself

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well said, 100%

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm enlightened, I eat both meat and plants.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Can this power be taught?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Embrace the possibility of not having a permanently soft dick and start eating plants.

I exclusively eat meat and I suffer from priapism. So ha! 😤

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

Keto jacked my libido thank you very much! I could probably murder an elk with my dick.